I wanted to write today. These past few days have been pretty.......... unfruitful, if that's even a word. I have a knack for inventing words on the spot. So yeah, I've been procrastinating college work a lot. Best part is I don't even care. It's like I don't worry about it, not even when it's like 5 hours before the deadline.
Let's see, important events so far.
Well, this month I became 18. Yaaay....?
Not really, this is the age of the idiots. I'm allowed to do some shit, but there's a lot of other crap I can't do. So what's the point? Basically, right now I can... drink, smoke... and get a job.
FUCKING WOW.
I was just trying to calculate Spongebob's age. Yes, I am THAT bored. According to the movie, he has had 374 consecutive employee of the month awards, assuming he's been getting them since he started working, that means he's been working in the Krusty Krab for 31 years. AND assuming they have child labor laws in Bikini Bottom, this means he should be around 45+. He's an old sponge who still goes to school, can't drive and he's single. Interesting discovery I just made. Kinda changed my whole viewpoint on the whole Spongebob thing.
Speaking of media. The new Coheed & Cambria album is a true masterpiece. I have a mindgasm just thinking about it. I had the fortune of getting the limited edition box for my birthday. The book is very well written, I'm not gonna say it is THE best book ever written. But I did enjoy it a lot, I needed it to make a lot of things clearer in my head. As for the album, I might dare say it is one of my favorites by them. "Far", "Pearl of the Stars" and "Here we are Juggernaut" being my favorite tracks from this album.
OH. I was going to wash my car the other day, and as I began to move it to a better spot, I felt the car get on top of something, but I didn't mind it much, I mean... It didn't feel that big. A few days later, I hear my mom screaming my name.
Mom: MICHEEEELLE!!!
Me: I wonder what the hell I did this time... What is it?
Mom: Do you see this? -points to the ground-
Me: I see your plants...
Mom: What's the difference between these two and the others?
Me:... I don't see any difference.
Mom: Did you ran over them?
Me:.... Oooooh... so that was the bump...
So I ran over my mom's flowers. A few minutes later she noticed that I scraped the column at the front of the house too. There's a huge blue streak right in the middle. So I ran over the flowers scraping the column while I was at it. No fucking wonder I don't have a license yet. Sorry flowers...
