016. que os-pe-ra

I got positive responses to my last blog post, and this prompted me to write one more. I just hope this one promotes as many laughs as the last one.
I decided my blog posts should have witty tittles in spanish. So sue me.
So, I like music. I LOVE music.
Only yesterday I found out how much power and influence music has over my life.
Moment of frustration? Be prepared to see me with my big-ass old school headphones moshing and singing at the top of my lungs. Not a pretty sight, I assure you.
I have often considered hanging myself from the ceiling fan or jumping into my toilet when I'm depressed or I feel bad, but apparently my friends don't think those are viable options.
So, I have to resort to music to make me go on a mental trip similar to those you get when you stick a Sharpie up your nose and leave it there for 10 minutes. And let me tell you, it actually works for me (the music, not the sharpies).
Problems with boys? Screw it! I'ma blast some Korn and Slipknot on my pre-historic headphones until I'm deaf and I don't feel my earlobes anymore. I'll deal with my hearing problems later.
Random person: "How are you?"
Me: "Eh?!"
Person: "I said, How are you?"
Me: "What? What language are you speaking to meeee?"
Awesome, eh? I love imagining my future like that. Anyways, that's beside the point.
Point is, we all have at least ONE thing that helps us cope when we feel like a sack of dung. Be it music (like me), painting, creative writing, creative farting, puking on a canvas and calling it art, whatever. We should take advantage of that opportunity every time we want to slit our wrists like whiny emos. Scars are ugly, period.
When I was in middle school, drawing was my way out. And believe me, I drew some pretty disturbing shit back then.
Friend: "What the fuck is that? A kite?"
Me: "No you dickwad, it's a bleeding heart".
So, let's not waste energy on negative thoughts. If you feel bad, take a walk, or take your dog for a walk and watch him as he takes a dump in your neighbor's front yard. That should be interesting. Specially if you hate your neighbor.

015. tre-men-do

Here I am, yet again. After a long hiatus (sort of). And as I was really fucking bored, a friend suggested I should blog. Everytime I decide to blog something, I get a writers block.
See? Like right now. I've been staring at the screen for a good 5 minutes without knowing what to write. Maybe I'm not made for this shit. lol
I've been thinking about how crappy this summer has been. I don't think I've ever had such a shitty vacation in my whole life. I swear, I'm gonna be claustrophobic when I get out of here to go to college.
"THE WALLLLLLSSSSS!!!!"
I can see it now...
Basically, I've just gone out the house to go the movies occasionally, sometimes a restaurant. As you might already know I'm underage and I still live with my mom. She had her uterus removed a few years ago, so you can imagine how menopausic she has been since then. Point is, she's gotten very paranoid with this whole piggy flu thing. And now I'm stuck in the house almost eternally until classes start at my campus. And even then, I think she'll send me off to college with 20 bottles of anti-bacterial liquid, a mask, and a replacement mask. She's always so thoughtful....... AND ANNOYING.
And so, I've spent my summer in front of the computer WITH NOTHING TO DO, listening to music and talking to people on MSN. Brilliant, I know, bloody brilliant. I deserve a prize for having such an interesting summer, god damn it.
OH. To make it even more interesting, my mother had the crap-tastic idea to hire some construction workers to go and re-do the front of the house. You can't imagine the horrible noise I have to hear EVERY FUCKING DAY of the week from 7 am to 2 pm. There goes my plan of sleeping till late.
I don't really get it. They start hammering God-knows-what in the front of the house and it sounds like they are on top of my fucking room hammering something into the roof. I swear I'll end up hiring a hitman to kill them in their sleep.
I think I have ranted enough.
I'm off.
Stay awesome.